Email-20070216-1252

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From: Agent W. Snup
To: Recipient list suppressed
Date Received: Feb 16, 2007 12:52 (MST)
Subject: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF S7
This morning alone, I've received the same chain letter from 38 different Sector Seven personnel (see excerpt below).

I'll remind you all one last time about security protocol 85-C9LG: E-mail chain letters to or from Sector Seven e-mail accounts are forbidden. This is a waste of agency resources.

The next person who sends me a chain letter will spend a few hours in N44E thinking about what they've done.

Snup

Chili Cook Off


Judge #3 (Frank) was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.


Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."

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