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From: Agent W. Snup
To: Recipient list suppressed
Date Received: Feb 16, 2007 12:52 (MST)
This morning alone, I've received the same chain letter from 38 different Sector Seven personnel (see excerpt below).

I'll remind you all one last time about security protocol 85-C9LG: E-mail chain letters to or from Sector Seven e-mail accounts are forbidden. This is a waste of agency resources.

The next person who sends me a chain letter will spend a few hours in N44E thinking about what they've done.


Chili Cook Off

Judge #3 (Frank) was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."

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